Dear God, please save us from
Clint Howard. It seems this freakish monster has been haunting the minds of man since he first appeared on the air in 1966. As if 1995's master piece the
Ice Cream Man wasn't enough, Clint Howard has to appear into tonight's Trek episode like some sort of bald harbinger of death. The man who single handedly put back the bald cause fifty years rearers his glabrous dome to test the crew of the Enterprise. Does he dare show his freakish form to the crew right away? Oh no, he uses this much more aesthetically pleasing representation to lull the crew into a false sense of security.
Using what Kirk describes as a "poker" technique also know as "lying" he saves the enterprise from the young Clint Howard. Leaving behind a young Lt. Bailey to which I can only assume becomes Clint Howard's joy boy of some sort.
And here is yet another homoerotic picture of Kirk.
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